Sweet & Sour Phrases:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

You`ve heard food terms like “flexetarian” – a vegetarian who sometimes falls off the broccoli wagon, or “afishionado” for a chef who enjoys cooking seafood; here are some newer buzz words in kitchens:

Out-saucing: use of canned, powdered or frozen sauce.

Trophy stove: high-end appliance.

Culinary bling-bling: expensive ingredients, such as $30-a-pound exotic mushroom.

Breastaurant: a restaurant, such as Hooters, that features scantily clad food servers

A word (or 2 or 3) to the wise:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

What with millions of words to choose from. You wouldn’t think the English language needs anymore. You’d be wrong. Here are a few new ones that dictionaries should start making a room for:

Abdicake: to give up the last piece of cake to someone.

Accidue: small pieces of broken glass, metal & other debris that remains @ the scene of an accident.

Calorosity: the desire while dieting & eatinf out to look over the dessert menu & still possess the willpower to not order any dessert.

Flabbygast: to be overcome with astonishment that despite excessive dieting u haven’t lost a kilo.

Manorexic: characterizing a male who eats an extremely large amount of food yet gains no weight.

Nostralgia: a reminder of one’s past brought on by a familiar or more recently unfamiliar smell.

Plaquack: the one mysterious dentist who doesn’t provide advice such as sugarless gum for his patients who chew gum.

Word Up:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

The Collin’s Dictionary has added an intriguing list of new words & definitions to its 5th & latest edition. How many of theses have you heard?

Lactivitist: a strong advocate of breast-feeding as opposed to bottle-feeding.

Retail Politics: the practice of politicians turning up at shopping centres to solicit votes in person.

Me-media: a collective term for the kinds of  electronic media that allows users to post personal information, such as MySpace & Facebook.

Hump day: the middle of the working week.

Orthorexia: an eating disorder characterized by the obsession with eating healthily.

By changing one letter in any word, you can make some interesting new definitions. Here’s an example by altering words beginning with E & F:

Demoticon: symbol signifying bad news on an e-mail from the boss.

Eruditz: philosophy professor who can’t work the copy machine.

Excaliburp: sword swallower’s reflux.

Fistipuffs: very minor squabbling.

Flabboyant: proudly displaying one’s girth.

Macebook.com: for warding off cyberstalkers.

Sweet & Sour Phrases:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

You`ve heard food terms like “flexetarial” – a vegetarian who sometimes falls off the broccoli wagon, or “afishionado” for a chef who enjoys cooking seafood; here are some newer buzz words in kitchens:

Out-saucing: use of canned, powdered or frozen sauce.

Trophy stove: high-end appliance.

Culinary bling-bling: expensive ingredients, such as $30-a-pound exotic mushroom.

Breastaurant: a restaurant, such as Hooters, that features scantily clad food servers.

Sweet & Sour Phrases:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

You`ve heard food terms like “flexetarial” – a vegetarian who sometimes falls off the broccoli wagon, or “afishionado” for a chef who enjoys cooking seafood; here are some newer buzz words in kitchens:

Out-saucing: use of canned, powdered or frozen sauce.

Trophy stove: high-end appliance.

Culinary bling-bling: expensive ingredients, such as $30-a-pound exotic mushroom.

Breastaurant: a restaurant, such as Hooters, that features scantily clad food servers

Sweet & Sour Phrases:

November 14th, 2007 by callt

You`ve heard food terms like “flexetarial” – a vegetarian who sometimes falls off the broccoli wagon, or “afishionado” for a chef who enjoys cooking seafood; here are some newer buzz words in kitchens:

Out-saucing: use of canned, powdered or frozen sauce.

Trophy stove: high-end appliance.

Culinary bling-bling: expensive ingredients, such as $30-a-pound exotic mushroom.

Breastaurant: a restaurant, such as Hooters, that features scantily clad food servers.

” My KoReAn NaMe Is Lee Hyun Hwa”

November 6th, 2007 by callt

" My KoReAn NaMe Is______"

1. Surname : Korean surname is the
last number in your year of birth.
- 0: Park
- 1: Kim
- 2: Shin
- 3: Choi
- 4: Song
- 5: Kang
- 6: Han
- 7: Lee
- 8: Sung
- 9: Jung

II. Middle name : is your month of
birth .
- 1: Yong
- 2: Ji
- 3: Je
- 4: Hye
- 5: Dong
- 6: Sang
- 7: Ha
- 8: Hyo
- 9: Soo
- 10: Eun
- 11: Hyun
- 12: Rae

III. Name : is your date of birth .
- 1: Hwa
- 2: Woo
- 3: Joon
- 4: Hee
- 5: Kyo
- 6: Kyung
- 7: Wook
- 8: Jin
- 9: Jae
- 10: Hoon
- 11: Ra
- 12: Bin
- 13: Sun
- 14: Ri
- 15: Soo
- 16: Rim
- 17: Ah
- 18: Ae
- 19: Neul
- 20: Mun
- 21: In
- 22: Mi
- 23: Ki
- 24: Sang
- 25: Byung
- 26: Seok
- 27: Gun
- 28: Yoo
- 29: Sup
- 30: Won
- 31: Sub

when a girl misses you

October 17th, 2007 by callt

When a girl bumps into your arm
while walking she wants
you to hold her hand

When she wants a hug
she will just stand there

When u break a girls heart,
she still feels it when
u run into each other 3 years later

When a girl is quiet,
millions of things are running through
her
mi nd.

When a girl is not arguing,
she is thinking deeply.

When a girl looks at you with eyes
full of
questions,
she is wondering how long you will be
around.

When a girl answers, "I’m fine, "
after a
few seconds,
she is not at all fine.

When a girl stares at you,
she is wondering why you are so
wonderful.

When a girl lays her head on your
chest,
sh e is wishing for you to be hers
forever.

When a girl says that she can’t live
without you,
she has made up her mind that you are
her future.

When a girl says, "I miss you, "
no one in this world can miss you more
than that

When a girl is mean to you after a
breakup
she wants you back, but she’s
scared she’ll get hurt and knows
you’re gone forever

Guy Facts:

When a guy calls you,
he wants to be with you

When a guy is quiet,
He’s listening to you…

When a guy is not arguing,
He realizes he’s wrong

When a guy says, "I’m fine, " after a
few
minutes,
he means it

When a guy stares at you,
he wishes you would care about him and
wonders if you do

When you’re laying your head on a guy’s
chest,
h e has the world

When a guy calls you everyday,
he is in love

When a (good) guy tells you he loves
you,
he means it

When a guy says he can’t live without
you,
h e’s with you till your done

When a guy says, "I miss you, "
he misses you more than you could have
ever missed him or anything else

juz try dis….

October 16th, 2007 by callt

cho0se ur biRthm0ntH:
Jan - siNapAk kO
Feb - diNiLaAn Ko
Mar - hiNuBaRan Ko
Apr - piNaLo kO ng tUBo
May - giNaWa kOng aLiLa
Jun - siNuKaHan Ko
Jul - nAkipAg-iNuMan
Aug - nKiPag-RambuLan
Sep - KiNagAt Ko
Oct - nabuNtis Ko
Nov - piNagtAtaGa kO
Dec - hiNuLog kO sA kAnaL

seCond, add yOur biRthdAy:

1 - si GloRia
2 - si ERap
3 - si aNgeL LocSin
4 - si tEd FaiLoN
5 - si GriNgo HoNasSan
6 - si dOrAeMon
7 - si jOLibEe
8 - si RoNaLd Mc dOnaLd
9 - si jOse pidaL
10 - si bOy AbuNda
11 - si aLbert Einstein
12 - si jOse riZaL
13 - si kRis aQuiNo
14 - si doRiNa piNeda
15 - si sAm miLby
16 - si mAhaL
17 - si bOn jOvi
18 - si bAmbOo
19 - si caSsandRa Ponti
20 - si cOry AquiNo
21 - si nidA bLaNca
22 - si miCo sOtto
23 - si hArry poTter
24 - si haLe bErry
25 - si emiLio AguinALdo
26 - si cOokie mOnster
27 - si sUper iNggo
28 - si dArNa
29 - si mArcos
30 - si beA aLonZo
31 - si sAnta cLauS

aNd thiRd, pick tHe fiRst Letter fRom
yOur
nAme:

A - kAsi wALang c0ndoM sa wALLet kO
B - kAsi mAhaL nA aNg tuiTion
C - kAsi mAhaba Ang buHok ni sadaKo
D - kAsi mAbaho aNg hiningA ko
E - kAsi waLa aKong pEra
F - kAsi Asin Lng Ang uLam nMin kAnina
G - kAsi mALaki ang b0obs ni dArNa
H - kAsi pAtay Ung kUko kO
I - kAsi mAy aSawa nA ako
J - kAsi sUkob uNg kAsaL kO
K - kAsi waLaNg yeLo sA tiNdaHan
L - kAsi maLambing Ang Nanay kO
M - kAsi bAbaeRo aNg tAtay kO
N - kAsi tWo-tiMer aKo
O - kAsi aYoKo nAng mAg-aRaL
P - kAsi mAy pUtoK siYa
Q - kAsi nag 1-2-3 aKo sA jEep
R - kAsi wALa aKong bUhok Sa kiLi-kiLi
S - kAsi piLay aNg Aso nMin
T - kAsi Vlrgin pA ako
U - kAsi nALunod Ako sA batya
V - kAsi puMutOk uNg Lobo NuNg bAta
W - kAsi mAy bAktoL siYa
X - kAsi mAtiGas uNg pandeSaL
Y - kAsi pAngit siYa
Z - kAsi aNg gAnda Ko

If You Love Someone…

October 16th, 2007 by callt


Classical:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was …

Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:
(1) If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

(2) If you love someone,
Set her free… but get someone to follow her.

(3) If you love someone,
are you sure you love that someone?

Go-getter:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, go get her!

Hunter:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
Don’t even wait whether she comes back, go hunt her down!

Impatient:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she doesn’t come back within some time, forget her.

Patient:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back…

Playful:
If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, and if you love her still,
set her free again,
repeat